• Person: Hey what are you up to?
  • Me: what I'm always up to. Eating, drinking, watching netflix, and thinking about sex.
  • kingtutty:

    angfdz:

    i just accidentally sent a pic of my pussy to my landlord. 

    yo rent finna be low as hell

     What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.
    - Looking for Alaska (via ugly-sick-girl)

    okaymad:

    when my friends meet up without meimage

    courtneylovedcobain:

    do you ever mishear lyrics and when you learn what they’re really saying you’re like wow my version is 900% better

    chromeofficial:

    chromeofficial:

    chromeofficial:

    what do u call a backstabbing grocer

    traitor joe

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     I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
    - Ferdinand de Saussure (via wordsnquotes)

    First gen skins Cassie is the love my life