verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

punkdraco:

thelongarmofthelaw:

drowningheta:

queerpotters:

punkdraco:

he is so smart

wonderful Potter

with his scar

and his broomstick

- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy

#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius

Is there a link to proof…

(it’s not actually canon)

xcuse you

are you calling me a liar

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revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

I don’t want to be here anymore


  • Person: Hey what are you up to?
  • Me: what I'm always up to. Eating, drinking, watching netflix, and thinking about sex.