If you are ever feeling down, just remember that if I was able to go from taking my calculator to prom my junior year
to somehow being Homecoming Queen senior year
then anything is possible.
*applies to harvard as a joke* *harvard accepts me as a joke* *enrolls at harvard as a joke* *graduate with a business degree as a joke* *starts an extremely successful business as a joke* *creates empire for myself as a joke* *enters the press conference of my life* *leans close to microphone* just kidding *goes home*
why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem